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Metal 101- The Pantera Guy by LusoSkav Metal 101- The Pantera Guy by LusoSkav
So you thought this was gonna be just about fans of certain metal subgenres did you?

Well, think again because there's much more to the concert going crowd than sub genre segregation!

And you know that disclaimer i usually put down there about this not being meant to offend?

Consider this an exception. Fuck this guy. Fuck him right in the ass

seriously. he sucks.

So, after a few years passing, and many, many metal shows attended, i couldn't help but to notice the diferent archetypes and demographics in the metalhead culture that i kept coming across.
And since i never saw any kind of descriptive charts that accurately portrayed the metal subculture i so dearly know and love, i decided to do it myself!

So, based on people that i know, people that i merely saw, often or not that often, and on blunt personal experience, i began scribbling out a few, and constructed many more in my mind, which is to say, that there will be quite a few before i'm done.

Also remember this is not meant to offend. It's all harmless satire, more often than not :)

So yes. Hope you enjoy Luso's Handy Guide to Metalheads
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:iconheavymetalangel666:
HeavyMetalAngel666 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2015
Negative metalhead stereotypes? Which ones?
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:iconlusoskav:
LusoSkav Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Student General Artist
metalheads being dumb, knuckle dragging meatheads, for one
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:iconheavymetalangel666:
HeavyMetalAngel666 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015
Thanks =)
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:iconsludgecommie:
SludgeCommie Featured By Owner May 23, 2015
Doom/Sludge/Stoner Metal (A million different names for the same damn damn genre!)
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:iconlusoskav:
LusoSkav Featured By Owner May 23, 2015  Student General Artist
hahaha you got that right
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:iconmetalh24:
MetalH24 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
one of those managed to throw me to the middle of the venue...
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:iconmetalheadrailfan:
metalheadrailfan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Went to see Black Label Society a few days ago, and this was practically 3/4 of the audience. XD 
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:iconfknbrsrkr:
fknbrsrkr Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014
And this one is my ex drummer to a T! With respect to K. B. it looks just like him. 
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:iconrockyundertaker:
RockyUndertaker Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014
Pantera and Slayer kick ass!
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:iconcherubfeet:
CherubFeet Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Hank Hill jeans"
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:iconlusoskav:
LusoSkav Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Student General Artist
recommended by dads and overweight men in general worldwide
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Airinreika Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have to say that you did a great work with this series, I laught a lot! When i was going to party ona place called Marina (Barcelona) you could see the whole metal wildlife and while i was watching your pics i was like "omg i've seen a guy like that before!" Really really funny!
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:iconlusoskav:
LusoSkav Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Student General Artist
thanks!
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DraconiaSilverwing Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
A friend went to a concert and he saw a combination of this and the drunk shirtless guy. Probably moshing at the front and annoying everyone. The mental picture is just disturbing.
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:iconrollwell:
RollWell Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013
Please make one about Djent fans!!
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:iconlordofstamps:
LordOfstamps Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
Djent is rather new,so we don't have a Djent fan archetype.
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:iconlusoskav:
LusoSkav Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Student General Artist
I dont even really know what djent is so.. i wouldnt really count on it.. =x
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:iconvampieangel:
VampieAngel Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I laughed to hard at the title
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:iconpsychosabertooth:
PsychoSabertooth Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

I like just about every Metal and Metal sub-genre. That  being said I've never been to a concert before but I REALLY REALLY wanna go and two of the things I want to do are:

 

Crowd surf(I'm 5'4 with a medium build and I'm not heavy)

 

Be in the Mosh Pit

 

But as for this dude, he's a jerk. I know that for sure.

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Scare-Crow-Asylum Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
lol! that's hysterical XD
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:iconthe-shm-loves-asimov:
You know what I hate the most...
When the news media always chooses to focus in on THIS kinda guy when discussing metalheads. These guys or black metal fans (due to the make-up; they often use death metal music though). Like metal either never got past the '80s when the vast majority of metalheads probably were perpetually half-sober, 3/4 drunk anti-intellectuals whose main form of communication were cavemen grunts with women's clothing on or is all Satan, Satan, Satan Fuck You, Hail Satan
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Wenttoschoolandiwasv Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I like to call these guys "the Smellies."
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:iconlusoskav:
LusoSkav Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student General Artist
haha good one :lol:
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:iconrollwell:
RollWell Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013
Or Progressive and Math Metal please!
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:iconrollwell:
RollWell Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013
Please make one about Djent fans!
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myrmidon-mage Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
I was sitting (yeah, I know, the standing tickets sold out) next to this guy at Iron Maiden. He filmed random bits of a few songs, spent the rest of the time with his arms crossed and taking up too much space (which I couldn't even contest because he smelled terrible and I didn't want to be near him) and then left halfway through.
And yes, he was wearing a Pantera shirt. :rofl:
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C-O-R-V-O Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh god, this is an old comment buuut;
Who the hell wears a Pantera shirt to something Iron Maiden? :icondafuqijustreadplz:
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ichigo6798 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
HAHAHAHAHA
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:icona-n-t-e-n-o-r-a:
A-n-t-e-n-o-r-A Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"He's aways there" - You know, its sad but true...
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IshakoV Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
XD omg I lmfao
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:icononiroscope:
Oniroscope Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha this guy is ALWAYS there, that's fucking true ! However, no one seems to know him personally...
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:iconsofiacero:
sofiacero Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hank Hill jeans ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja
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DanielMejia12 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
i am a pantera fan, but this is hilarious... you should have putted that "they deny the 1980s pantera records because they are not tough enough"... which is mostly true... i myself love those records as well :)
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LusoSkav Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Student General Artist
oops, missed that one :x
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:iconbeornson:
beornson Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
hes always there. but so am i muahaha ODIN!
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:iconveskavision:
Veskavision Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Student Writer
I've got to know his younger brother, his name is "That fat fuck with the kilt and the Alestorm shirt"
I see him at EVERY show!
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Sharingan806 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
Met this kind of metalhead a few months ago, it was during a Cannibal Corpse show, he pushed me down & stomped on my knee & made me miss half of the show
Luckily later that night he got his ass kicked & knocked out by someone else :D
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:iconlusoskav:
LusoSkav Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Justice was served :)
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:iconpieni156:
Pieni156 Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
I :worship: Luso
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:iconlusoskav:
LusoSkav Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student General Artist
:ahoy:
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:iconradioactivebuny:
RADIOACTIVEBUNY Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012
I love Pantera, though D: Are they really like that? Am I an exception?
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:iconlusoskav:
LusoSkav Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student General Artist
This isnt exactly a portrayal of Pantera fans per se tough... more like a certain kind of doofus who for some reason all happen to be Pantera fans, if that makes any sense
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RADIOACTIVEBUNY Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
The fat Southern Racist Rednecks (Lol FSSR) that just saw a Confederate Flag (which is admittedly a BADASS flag) and decided OOH I LIKE THEM THERE GUYS NOW?
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:iconlusoskav:
LusoSkav Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Student General Artist
well not really, since this is a world-wide phenomenom, including places where the confederate flag is hardly known so...

maybe its the music itself that attracts all manners of nedneckary, lol
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RADIOACTIVEBUNY Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
Never mind the FSSR. I'm retarded tonight.
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JakeTerror Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The scary part about this...is that this is what I look like. (sans tattoo's, good vision, replace Pantera Shirt with Sabbath)
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JakeTerror Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I also apologize almost all of the crimes I have commited above.
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cantalouper Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012
this one is rediculously true, whats really funny is seeing these guys at deathcore shows trying to be tough in a pit and some ridiculously big deathcore kid just beats the S#*@ out of them. I've seen it happen like 5 times lol
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:iconlusoskav:
LusoSkav Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Student General Artist
Keep fighting the good fight!
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:iconarvthras:
Arvthras Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
Being a slightly short 15 year old means I get trampled by these fat fucks a lot
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