So you thought this was gonna be just about fans of certain metal subgenres did you?
Well, think again because there's much more to the concert going crowd than sub genre segregation!
And you know that disclaimer i usually put down there about this not being meant to offend?
Consider this an exception. Fuck this guy. Fuck him right in the ass
seriously. he sucks.
So, after a few years passing, and many, many metal shows attended, i couldn't help but to notice the diferent archetypes and demographics in the metalhead culture that i kept coming across. And since i never saw any kind of descriptive charts that accurately portrayed the metal subculture i so dearly know and love, i decided to do it myself!
So, based on people that i know, people that i merely saw, often or not that often, and on blunt personal experience, i began scribbling out a few, and constructed many more in my mind, which is to say, that there will be quite a few before i'm done.
Also remember this is not meant to offend. It's all harmless satire, more often than not
So yes. Hope you enjoy Luso's Handy Guide to Metalheads
I was sitting (yeah, I know, the standing tickets sold out) next to this guy at Iron Maiden. He filmed random bits of a few songs, spent the rest of the time with his arms crossed and taking up too much space (which I couldn't even contest because he smelled terrible and I didn't want to be near him) and then left halfway through. And yes, he was wearing a Pantera shirt.
i am a pantera fan, but this is hilarious... you should have putted that "they deny the 1980s pantera records because they are not tough enough"... which is mostly true... i myself love those records as well
And yes, he was wearing a Pantera shirt.
I see him at EVERY show!