DISCLAIMER ABOUT SEXISM ISSUES:
Since this has been coming up a lot lately and i get tired of repeating myself
-This is satire, not meant to offend in the first place, i really have no problem with any of these types of people here portrayed (except the guy in the pantera shirt cos he's a dick), i'm not judging, simply caricaturing;
-Most of these are male simply because most metalheads are male, that does not mean that a 'male' archetype cant be applied to a female metal fan.
-The female archetypes are portrayed as such because they are specifically female archetypes, non-applicable to males, and while they may seem 'insulting', they aren't meant to be any more insulting than any of the other ones, since i make fun of guys just as much as i make fun of girls.
-This is an ongoing series, and as thus, more archetypes are to come, females included, meaning that the female archetypes i come up with aren't all 'negative'
-If, after all of this you still choose to be offended and find this sexist, well, then that's beyond my grasp and you should just lower your political correctess-related sensitivity switch for a while and chill. I'm not really here to pander to or coddle those easily offended anyway.
Thank you----------------------------------------------------------------
Bout time we slipped some tits into this sausage fest. However fret not, my good friends, for this is not the sole female archetype in this sweaty, hairy subculture.
So, after a few years passing, and many, many metal shows attended, i couldn't help but to notice the diferent archetypes and demographics in the metalhead culture that i kept coming across.
And since i never saw any kind of descriptive charts that accurately portrayed the metal subculture i so dearly know and love, i decided to do it myself!
So, based on people that i know, people that i merely saw, often or not that often, and on blunt personal experience, i began scribbling out a few, and constructed many more in my mind, which is to say, that there will be quite a few before i'm done.
Also remember this is not meant to offend. It's all harmless satire, more often than not 
So yes. Hope you enjoy Luso's Handy Guide to Metalheads
And i can keep it up for a long time if i want to, but i am sure as hell it doesn't sound so good
Extreme metal is great though, and it's true the vocals are hard to do. Not only women but men, as well, have hard time with it, or simply can't. That should never stop us from doing it. It fun and it feel good!
Slim and short. Yes. If i had hairy legs i could pass for a hobbit
I don't go into the pit. I'd rather stay in the front line, since being short and skinny prevents me from seeing anything if i am on another place. But I was in a female pot once (How did i even got there? O.o) i got out pretty fast since one skinhead bitch thought she is there to show how good she can fight :/ Seriously, entering a mosh pit doesn't prove you are a brave viking shieldmaiden, damn it!
Make up rules.
But i never ever wear make up on concerts. Its uncomfortable and un needed. Also on concert i choose the comfortable clothes too. I don't live in the movie, in witch the band will see me from the sage and fall in love with me. In fact I look so very ugly on concerts, that if the band actually manage to see me, they'll run like hell and never come back!
Also i like girly stuff... a lot
I Always get the lesbian thing
Before, when i hated girly stuff, it happened more often.
Don't know much about Arch Enemy. Other than "My apoclypse" and "Nemesis" (pretty cool songs)Funny thing is that before i see them (Cause i rarely look at the bands i hear) i thought the vocalyst was a guy, because i only knew they had male vocalist. Juhan Liva, was it? I never ever questioned if it is a woman. Still i was never a big fan of them. I wonder why now... They seem good. They should not get hated just because the singer is a woman.
From the female vocalist bands i like the usual old-Nightwish, Within, Draconian etc. I usually choose by the songs not the gender of the singer.
No piercing and tattoos. I drink beer very rarely, so i can escape drinking strong alcohol when social events demand me to drink. I have some periods i wanna drink bear for the taste of it, but it is a rare thing.Drinking alcohol is just not for me. May be for someone not as short and skinny
Croudsurf... No thanks
Well I don't cover them all, but i guess that's my archtype. Mixed with some power/black/gothickmetalish things.
And i am not at all ashamed of it btw. I love me.
And i like some other metal girls too. (Time to think i'm lesbian in 3... 2... 1...) No one is perfect and that's great actually. So don't be offended when someone is putting out your flaws, Just laugh at them with dignity
If you are of the sorts of people who think they are perfect and they can point out other people's flaws, but never your own (cause you have noone, duh) Than you are an idiot. So don't take it too seriously guys.
He is making fun of all other archetypes and make them look like the "fake metal poser" that because it's stereotypical.
Why, i wonder, only we, the women, bitch about it?
You don't have to prove how strong, independent and great you are in any given chance. No one gives a shit.
If I, as a woman, describe stereotypical metal girl, i'd make something similar. And i don't think there should be two of any genre, because man or woman - the fan is a fan and it covers some of them. (I see no sexim in this)
The person who did this is obviously not a hater, so i don't get the problem. Don't take it personally. We know metal girls have their good sides as much as bad. Just as the metal guys.
But we are not perfect. And it's cool cause we can make fun of ourselves. And our own flaws is one of the things we can have most fun with, cause we can relate the most. So don't ruin the joke with bullshit.
With this said.
That's so incredibly funny, seriously
You have my internet approval!
It was fun to see, that I actually fit in one of these. Even if not completely. Especially the first one
And i actually do like her clothes a lot *guilty* I'd love to have the same pants.
Excuse my long, self-centered, comment and bad english.