1. Your Full name: David Horta
2. Do you feel like your name fits you? *shrug*
3. Do you have an alter ego? If so, what is his/her name? Does Luso count?
4. Where were you born? some lil land you couldnt care/know about, Portugal
5. Where do you live? some lil land you couldnt care/know about, Portugal
6. Do you like to travel? yeah
7. What is your birthday? 31 december
8. Do you have siblings? Older brother
9. Do you have pets?Golden retriever-like mutt called Lucky
10. Which was the happiest year of your life: so far, the summer of '06
11. How old do you wish you were? I'm fine with my own age
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself? Christopher Gorham or Seth Rogen (lulz)
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? (if you have no significant other, cast someone anyway) either Carly Pope or that chick from Requiem for a Dream
14. How would this movie end? Everyone dies
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? there's no such thing as bad publicity
16. Youre going to die a natural death. What is the cause? liver failure
17. Youre going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? murdered during a robbery
18. How long do you plan on living? lolwhat
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? "fat" by Weird Al
20. Sing any commercial jingle. no
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table? what
22. Sunrise or sunset? sunrise
23. Introvert or extrovert? introvert
24. Creation or evolution? Evolution.
25.Action or reaction? procrastination
26. Unity or individuality? unity feels better
27. Hugs or drugs? a hug would be nice
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? Animal?
29. Popsicle, creamsicle, or fudgecicle? what the fuck is the difference
30. Fight or flight? Flight.
31. Who is your favorite historical figure? Hitler
32. Which historical figure could we have done without? Malcolm X (for the lulz). also Che, so i wouldnt have to see his godawful face fucking everywhere
33. What happened in the last dream you remember? some nigras were trying to rob my camera by showing me two girls one cup. i just lold so they left
34. Do nice guys really finish last? Yes, take it from someone who knows
35. What are your favorite boy names? Damien, Tim
36. What are your favorite girl names? Elizabeth, Lilyth,
37. Open minded or closed? Open to a certain degree
38. White bread or wheat bread? wheat
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? ITS BETTER TO EXPLODE
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? a srynge
41.What do you want to be when you grow up? Self sufficient arteest
42. What were your favorite childhood toys? terminator action figure. also legos
43. What was your first pet? two dogs, Fox, a doberman and Shee-ra, a german shepperd mutt. i miss em ):
44. what annoys you? naggers
45. What is your favorite action caption from the old batman tv show? who the fuck even watched that
46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? one bite
47. The glass... half empty or half full? empty cos i drank it


WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON

48. Tightie whities. middle aged men
49. Mc Donalds happy meals. TOYS
50. Reality shows. entertaining trash tv
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? Sour gummi worms
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? Sky dive
53. Paper or plastic? silly americans, noone else uses paper bags
54. What position do you sleep in? right side
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? middle
56. Sweet or sour? sweet
57. What was your favorite school lunch? i never brought in lunch
58.What is your favorite word? pudding, tuna, correct, exactly, aids
59. Beach or mountains? grim mountains
60. Mounds or almond joy? what
61. Do YOU feel like a nut? i have both thanks
62. To give or to recieve? both
63. Chocolate or caramel? caramel
64. Do you have any nicknames? Luso
65. What does your name mean? Beloved. Also some fuck from the bible
66. Have you ever fainted? real men dont faint
67.Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? ew no
68.What was the last thing you ate? crackers
69.Do you have any bad habits? pron. repeating catchphrases to the point of being really annoying. being too nice

WORD ASSOCIATION
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...

70. Grey... rock
71. Human... head
72. Fruit loop... beak
73. Glove... surgeon gloves
74. Plum... fruit?
75. Structure... skeletons
76. Race.. nigras
77. Heart... vital organ
78. Parasite... disease
79. What was your first happy memory? fuck if i remember
80. What was your first unhappy memory? SHITTING MY PANTS
81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? medieval times
82.What would Jesus do? get high
83. Make up a word and define it. fatto- fatty
84. Favorite kool aid flavor? never had any
85. Favorite pick up line? YOURE GONNA GET RAPED
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? what
87. What did you like to make believe as a child? POWERRANGERS
88. Did you have an imaginary friend? fuck no
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? castles are metal
90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself. Aids.
91. Do it fast or do it right? depends on the drawbacks
92.What was the last book you read? some lame book by some italian faggot for school
93. Have you ever had surgery? if wisdom tooth removal counts
94. Random fact about you.. onion is my fav part in the salad
95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? Hair
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? norwegian, german or japanese (no i dont even like anime, stfu)
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? no
99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? shlick shlick shlick

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

100. Fate? no
101. Ghosts? kinda
102. God? no
103. Big foot? maybe
104. Soul mates? Maybe
105. Aliens? Yes
106.Angels? No
107. Loch ness monster? kinda
108. Heaven and hell? no
109. The Zodiac? no
110. Love at first sight? No
111. Karma? no
112.Vampires? no
113. If you had any super power, what would it be? Shapeshifting
114. Would you use your power for good or evil? both
115. Name something nostalgic. mountain dew
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex? laid backness, humour, straight hair, light coloured eyes, 'natural' look, short height, similar tastes in shit to my own.
117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex? too much makeup, smoking,'trying too hard', loudness, smugness, mustaches, hippies, smoking, and shit taste in music.
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you? i dont really get compliments much
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to? shaggy cos hes just kinda awkward and i cant really relate to a handsome jock, a hot bimbo or a nerdy egghead chick. nor a talking dog
120. What is the worst trend of the present time? wiggerism
121. Beer or wine? BEER BEER
123. You cant sleep. What do you do? try anyway
124. Do you wear jewelry? industrial on left ear, assortment of silver rings, black rubber bracelets, black elastic hair bands and sometimes leather spiked shit
125. What is your favorite smell? girl shampoo. vanilla, chikunz
126. What was the best decade of the past century? 80's. Thrash Metal of course
127. Which is your favorite month of the year? August
128. Do you smoke? fuck no
129. Do you drink? omnom
130. What was your favorite subject in school? comic process
131. What was your worst subject in school? Geometry
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? smell
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch? head
134. Do you truly know who you are? somewhat
135. Are you superstitious? lolno
136. Are you sentimental? >_>
137. How many times a day do you eat? Usually 4
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? Details
139. What is your favorite pie? aidspie
140. Have you ever been close to death? probably
141. Do you like roller coasters? NO
142. Apples or oranges? apple omnom
143. Are you hyperactive? only when im drunk
144. Do you talk in your sleep? I don't think so
145. What is your favorite holiday? Halloween
146. Do you go to church? Nope
147. At what age do you think you will be married? at this rate ill be surprised if i ever do lulz
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be? tattoo parlor
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Tiffanny
150. what is your weakness? cant say or else ill be VULNERABLE
151.what was the last movie you saw that made you cry? Requiem for a Dream. never fails
152.if you were a flavor of ice cream it would be? pistachio
153. If hate were a flavor, what flavor would it be? delicious
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? yes
155. Is lying sometimes necessary? Yea
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious? what
157. What is your favorite curse word? CARALHO
158. Do you have any birthmarks? Yep
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be? area 51
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be? norway
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? not really
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? howq the fuck should i remember
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts? I have perfect vision
165. How tall are you? between 175 and 180 cm. been a while since i measured
166. How tall would you like to be? taller
167. Your current mood: fffffffffff
168. Do you dress up for halloween? not rly
169. Have you ever been in a car accident? yeah. minor shit tho
170. What is your favorite lucky charm? D:
171. What color of shirt are you wearing? BARE CHEST BABY
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you? did both
173. Do your exes look alike? not really
174. Do your exes act alike? not at all
175. Have you ever been in love? yes
176. What is your favorite kids movie? lion king
177. Have you ever hallucinated? no D: i want to
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex? tits
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex? they wont stay in the kitchen and make me a sammich
180. Have you ever been on a blind date? no
181. Would you want to be cloned? MY OWN CLONE NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS
182. Have you ever peed in public? Plenty
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist? pesssss
184. How did you find out that there was no santa claus? I ALWAYS KNEW
185. Pancakes or waffles? both
186. Are you on a diet? i should
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? Because people need hope
188. Do you always want what you cant have? Not always
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on? in the process of trying to act cool, more than likely
190. Have you ever been arrested? Nope
191. Can you cook? kinda
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? no. bitches always bitchin about equality so they should do some of the goddamn work
193. Do you have any allergies? some cats. dust
194. Missouri or Missouraa; what
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? no
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep? sleeping
197.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? good and evil is a very relative concept
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it? a watermelon
199.What does your power animal say to you? nigga you crazy
200. End this survey with a quote:
"Those who mind dont matter, and those who matter dont mind."